some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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