you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
