If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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