We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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