:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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