She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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