Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I looked at my own cervix.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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