why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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