In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.