why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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