I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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