is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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