Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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