Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just had sex on a roof
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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