I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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