And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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