it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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