Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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