Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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