It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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