So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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