how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
no you cant smoke seaweed
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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