Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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