So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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