Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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