party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it was like eating out sand paper
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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