you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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