I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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