ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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