sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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