whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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