Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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