Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
