So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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