Dual....:-)
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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