So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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