your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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