3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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