I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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