Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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