My brain says no but my pants say off.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
then he tried to convert me to islam
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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