D3 body, D1 cock
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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