Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm getting married
To pizza
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The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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