Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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