I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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