Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Randomize
