well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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