Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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