What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
3 2 1 whiskey
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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