I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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