idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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