Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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